They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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