I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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