I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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