So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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