You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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