is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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