you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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