Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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