i just had sex bonerless
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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