did you get engaged???
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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