? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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