i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
My cat gives me a boner
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
