More tranny stories later!
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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