I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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