Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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