is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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