Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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