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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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