do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
