im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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