What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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