haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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