Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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