remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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