We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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