I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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