Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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