you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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