I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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