Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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