is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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