who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You pole danced in your parka.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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