new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
operation harelip BJ is a go
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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