I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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