Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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