why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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