Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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