Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I need a beard to bite.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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