i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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