Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Randomize
