I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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