mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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