i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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