Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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