Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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