my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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