You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
