We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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