Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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