Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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