I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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