so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize
