She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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