God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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